I knew the title would get cha. Sorry, if my humor comes off as a bit crass for the usual. I’ve been up mostly all night and spent most of the day at a pediatrician’s office trying to figure out what’s wrong with the littlest dirvish.
He’s completely congested. They tested for RSV, it was negative. They checked his O2 level, it was good. Fever? Nope.
So, they gave him a breathing treatment, it didn’t help.
They did the saline drops and sucked, didn’t help either.
So they gave me an ultimatum. By 3 this afternoon if he’s not eating well and not sleeping admit him to the ER. Wait, WHAT?!?!?! I thought it was just boogers???
So they sent me home to take a HOT shower with him and go buy some special nose sucker mechanism that cost the same as a nice dinner!!!
By 3 o’clock Shae and I had done the shower thing twice with Trace and sucked out a good amount of clear snot. yum.
He ate and peed. Yea! No dehydration.
So you might be like me and wonder is it allergies? Something in the wind outside? Texas erratic weather? No he’s too young for allergies (per Doc), and No to the other two as well. *sigh*
I hate boogers. I never use the word hate because it has such strong connotations, but I HATE boogers.
Morning: He’s such a trooper. You’d never know he was suffering. He was all about lifting his legs and making his butt beep. (like any other man) Oh, and he’d laugh right after… typical.
Right after the breathing treatment. Can’t you tell he LOVED it?
Taken with the phone camera. Dontcha love those bags under my eyes? Sexy.
My arsenal of contraptions.
The little guy now, asleep, after all the drama and taking in the humidifier (in back) goodness.
So, basically this post is to inform all my lovelies that I will be MIA for a few days to focus on the dirvish and his boogies. I will look forward to seeing how your weekends were and catching up. Till then, hope your weekend’s snot too stressful!
*snort*



















